CONVERSATIONS WITH SELF

‘Hi, miss.’

‘Do we know each other?’

‘I was wondering that too.’

‘Excuse me.’

‘What pride!’

‘This happens to be the finest wine in the whole region.’

‘I reckon I didn’t notice you were a sommelier.’

‘That’s how we miss our fortune.’

‘I guess you need an urgent reality check’

‘Not more than you need to open your eyes wider, you don’t mean?’

‘This coffee is horrible,’

‘Just like the one who made it.’

‘I wanna break free from this trouble.’

‘My advice, break free from yourself.’

‘What do you mean?’

‘Pray, you’re the rut yourself.’

‘How do you think the meal was?’

‘Unbelievable. Who is the artist?’

‘The gourmet happens to be standing right in your front.’

‘Honey, I don’t love you.’

‘Me neither, darling.’

‘I made you.’

‘I made myself.’

‘You copied me.’

‘I am smarter.’

‘I don’t hate you. I don’t love you either.’

‘I think you are nuts.’

‘Consider the feeling mutual.’

‘You are a jerk-ass.’

‘Except that I’m not a joke. Like you.’

What you did was utter mediocrity.

Her palate for wine is learned.

This lass is barely tolerable.

Give lash to the horse.

‘What do you think of me?’

‘Nothing. What do you think of me?’

‘Technically, you are a dumbass.’

I can punch within and beyond my weight.

‘Can you please share with me what are you thinking, now?’

‘You, definitely.’

'If I could persuade you to accompany me for dinner, my good lady.'
'You have, sir.'

Charisma does not always sit in a stunning body;

Nor does incredible sex mean a happy life.

I want a lady of flawless conduct, but not a woman with mannerisms of the Victorian-era.

She is a fabulous dresser, and a baggage of pride too.

He is chivalrous, albeit conceited.
‘Can we date?’

‘Is that your best ace?’

‘Can I share a secret?’

‘I’m surprised you can keep one.’

Great is a man who has vast territories under his command;

But even greater is a man who has infinite latency to expand his territories.

‘You have no idea how much I care.’

‘You have no idea how much I don’t.’

Your craving for ill drama is unrivalled.

The resemblance between the boy and his father is magnificent.

Brimming wisdom is bereft of harm.

A little wealth bewitches people
Wise is a man who can keep his cool head in the face of a sudden turn in his fortune.

Shrewder is a man who keeps a spare trick up his sleeve;

It is a world of endless shockers we live in.

‘How the hell did you land this job?’

‘The boss.’

‘What did the boss do?’

‘Fuck me.’

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